Category Archives: humor

My scanner sucks

Posted on January 30, 2006 by avdibeg

I am in the process of finalizing my book and my publisher asked me to send him some drawings I thought I sent him before. I used several hours to find them on my computer, my desktop and my office. … Continue reading →

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Lovely Zsa Zsa

Posted on January 24, 2006 by avdibeg

While I was exploring Microsoft’s new cool service Live, I stumbled upon this fantastic quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor I forgot all about: “He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.” Well, since the beautiful actress from … Continue reading →

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The Ultimate War

Posted on October 24, 2005 by avdibeg

As we all know, we humans are the superior species on Earth. We control and populate/visit most of the planet. We use and consume whatever and whenever we want. We have a civilization that has been evolving through millennia. Our … Continue reading →

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Smile, here’s the yellow face!

Posted on October 18, 2005 by avdibeg

You know, there’s a lot of things that annoys me on the internet (or in life, in general). I was never a big fan of those chat sites, but, alas, I had to use them from time to time. Luckily, … Continue reading →

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Avdibeg Acronyms

Posted on October 11, 2005 by avdibeg

Ok, here come some acronyms featuring word Avdibeg. RADAR – Radio Avdibeg Defending Avdibeg Rights CAFE – Corporate Avdibeg Fuel Economy AE – Avdibeg Execution (whatta hell?!) MAT – Metropolitan Avdibeg Test UAPDU – User Avdibeg Protocol Data Unit MFA … Continue reading →

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UFO in Sarajevo

Posted on October 10, 2005 by avdibeg

Take a look at this video footage taken in the Bosnian capital Sarajevo. You can see a reporter doing his job, when all of a sudden, UFO appears. Unfortunately for all Star Trek and War of The Worlds fans, it … Continue reading →

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The Perfect Tomb

Posted on October 4, 2005 by avdibeg

I was just doing my job at work, when I got the desire of opening a window, since there was a sunny day. (Trust me, it’s a fourth day of October and I appreciate every sunny day in Denmark). So … Continue reading →

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One of my rare failurs

Posted on September 19, 2005 by avdibeg

I just tried to sneeze without closing my eyes. I failed.

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Funny stuff

Posted on August 4, 2005 by avdibeg

There are so many funny stuff on internet. There is The Dialectizer that converts English text to any of several dialects. I tried to convert my website and I was surprised and amused. See it for yourself. At Pork Tornado … Continue reading →

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An American lost in translation

Posted on June 22, 2005 by avdibeg

I justed laughed my pants off!!! Why? I stumbled across a wonderfully entertaining and funny spot on internet. The site contains experiences of an American teacher who’s currently working in Japan. You guess what he writes about? You’re right, his … Continue reading →

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I am 213,419,131 richest person on earth

Posted on June 9, 2005 by avdibeg

I and many fellow citizens here in Denmark are yawning and complaining about life and everything else. Today I visited “Global Rich List” and found out that maybe I shouldn’t complain that much. :) I am 213,419,131 richest person on … Continue reading →

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Avdibeg’s idea no. 3

Posted on May 28, 2005 by avdibeg

I was in town today together with my wife and and daugther, who was in her baby carriage. It was all nice, but it was quite hot day today (unusually hot for Denmark) so we decided to enjoy this great … Continue reading →

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