Category Archives: humor

Unsatisfied with transition

Posted on October 30, 2008 by avdibeg

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 … Continue reading →

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En udlændings tanker om det danske sprog

Posted on September 30, 2008 by avdibeg

Da jeg kom til Danmark og skulle til at lære sproget i det daglige, fandt jeg bl.a. ud af, at man ikke købte en is hos en isenkræmmer, selv om det forekom mig at være det mest indlysende sted. Jeg … Continue reading →

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En gammel nørdejoke

Posted on August 5, 2008 by avdibeg

Kære Hotline Sidste år opgraderede jeg fra Kæreste 7.0 til Kone 1.0 og bemærkede, at det nye program straks begyndte at kræve, at jeg installerede Børn 1.1, 1.2 og 1.3. Det tog en masse tid og brugte en masse ressourcer. … Continue reading →

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Music from the toilet

Posted on January 13, 2008 by avdibeg

Okay, I found an alternative way to make a music … or not. I picked up my toilet brush in my toilet and started to make some sweet music. Pay attention to the special “bending” sound. If my toilet was … Continue reading →

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Klima og justits

Posted on November 23, 2007 by avdibeg

Jeg har lige hørt i radioen at justitsministeren Lene Espersen vil kigge på den dårlige klima i de danske fængsler. Er det ikke klimaministeren der burde sættes på sagen i stedet for?

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You are a Bosnian when…

Posted on October 24, 2007 by avdibeg

I found this list somewhere on the Internet (I don’t know where, sorry) You are a Bosnian when: you begin most sentences with “jebi ga” (fuck it). you can not explain what “bolan” means, but you use it all the … Continue reading →

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Laugh of the day

Posted on May 1, 2007 by avdibeg

Everyone knows I am not a big fan of Lord of the Rings mania. Yes, I watched all three LoTR films, but I promised to myself I will never watch them again. They were not bad, but not great neither, … Continue reading →

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I wrote “The Da Vinci Code”

Posted on April 1, 2006 by avdibeg

Okay, people, I can’t stand the silence anymore – I am the real writer behind “The Da Vinci Code“. Well, what can I say, not my best work… Anyway, Dan Brown had a writer’s block at the time, so he … Continue reading →

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A leader and a dream guy?

Posted on March 13, 2006 by avdibeg

I took two quick tests at DR’s website. Regarding job, apparently I am an “independent leader”: Konklusion: Den selvstændige leder Du er typen, som har umiddelbare ledertræk. Du vil have, at folk er ærlige og direkte over for dig. Det … Continue reading →

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Questionnaire

Posted on March 11, 2006 by avdibeg

I got this questionnaire from my brother. I am sending it forward to Bjarke. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 7.00 2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds. 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? … Continue reading →

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Like father like daughter

Posted on February 27, 2006 by avdibeg
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Dino inside Arena

Posted on February 26, 2006 by avdibeg

Everyone who knows me will probably get slightly shocked when I say that I have just bought a lifestyle magazine for men. You know, paper filled with fashion for men, articles on “how to do something” etc. Well, I did, … Continue reading →

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